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Lindsays Grandma
Posts: 6,672
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

HILLARIOUS BAD JOB POSTINGS

‎07-02-2020 01:56 AM

1.   WAITRESS WANTED:

      Must be 18 years old with

      20 years experience.

 

2.   Now Hiring:  Cemetery Superintendent.

      The ideal candidate must be able to

       supervise in a fast-paced environment.

 

3.   WANTED, SCUBA diving instructor,

      no experience necessary.

 

4.   Recruitment Coordinator: You will 

      assist in the day to day ruining of the team.

 

5.   Cab Driver Wanted: Must have good

      driving and criminal record.

 

6.   Job Offer:  To cook people with 

      or without experience.

 

7.   Piano PLayer Wanted.  Must have

     knowledge of opening clams.

 

8.   Wanted:  A counseling psychiatrist to

      coordinate mental health prevention initiative.

 

9.   Our Lady of Fatima preschool is

      in need  of a PT 2-yr old teacher.

 

10.   Now Hiring Cashier:  Cannot look 

        like  Skeletor from He-Man.

     

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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godi
Posts: 6,602
Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Re: HILLARIOUS BAD JOB POSTINGS

‎07-02-2020 07:01 AM

Love these. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️☕️

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