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[Yardlie]

@lolakimono ... The poem you posted is so cute! Isn't that the truth? I taught for a number of years, and students don't think you do "human" things like they do. LOL!

Edit: Oh, thanks, lolakimono! Just noticed that you posted a bunch of poems. They were real giggle material!

[lolakimono]

The Teachers Jumped Out of the Windows
	by Kenn Nesbitt

(Sing to the tune of "My Bonnie") The teachers jumped out of the windows. The principal ran for the door. The nurse and librarian bolted. They’re not coming back anymore. The counselor, hollering madly, escaped out the door of the gym. The coach and custodian shouted and ran out the door after him. Chorus Oh my! Goodbye! They’re not coming back anymore, no more. How fun! They’ve run! They’re not coming back anymore. The lunch ladies threw up their ladles, then fled from the kitchen in haste, and all of the students looked puzzled as staff members scurried and raced. We’d never seen anything like it. But still, it was pretty darned cool to see all the staff so excited to leave on the last day of school. Chorus

[KateinOK]

JACK AND JILL
WENT UP THE HILL
TO FETCH A WHITE WINE SPRITZER
THEY BOTH LAY DOWN
FOR HALF AN HOUR
NOW JILL'S DRESS NO LONGER FITS HER

Kate