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[Yardlie]

Someone recently gave me a copy of this poem. She knew I was doing my DNA test, and she jokingly said..."You might be surprised with the results! " I'm not worried about my parentage, but I thought I would share this poem as it is so funny.

Know any other funny or favorite poems?

Hillbilly Love Poem

Suzy Lee fell in love.
She planned to marry Joe.
She was so happy 'bout it all
She told her pappy so.
Pappy told her, "Suzy Gal,
You'll have to find another.
I'd just as soon yo maw don't know,
But Joe is yo half-brother."
So Suzy forgot about her Joe
And planned to marry Will.
But after telling Pappy this,
He said, "There's trouble still."
"You can't marry Will, my gal,
And please don't tell yo mother,
But Will and Joe and several mo
I know is yo own half-brother."
But Mama knew and Mama said,
Child, do what makes you happy.
Marry Will or marry Joe,
You ain't no kin to Pappy!"

[lolakimono]

Found this online-

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HAHA LOL!

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[sweetee2]

                                     Thank you so much.  They put a big smile on my face. Please let's do this more often. 

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Parent-Teacher Conference
	by Darren Sardelli

At the parent-teacher conference, my father made a scene. He scared my fifth-grade teacher with his mask from Halloween. She showed him all my science grades and said she was concerned, but he just stuck his tongue out when my teacher’s back was turned. He drew a monster on the board and claimed it was her twin. He even shook her soda, which exploded on her chin. My angry teacher crossed her arms and said, “This meeting’s done! I now see where he gets it from— you act just like your son!”

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	My Dog Has Got No Manners
	by Bruce Lansky

My dog has got no manners. I think he’s very rude. He always whines at dinnertime while we are eating food. And when he’s feeling thirsty and wants to take a drink, he takes it from the toilet instead of from the sink. He never wears a pair of pants. He doesn’t wear a shirt. But worse, he will not shower to wash away the dirt. He’s not polite to strangers. He bites them on the rear. And when I’m on the telephone, he barks so I can’t hear. When I complained to Mommy, she said, "I thought you knew: the reason that his manners stink— he learns by watching you."