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[pattypeep]

1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10 pounds; only 15  to go ...

2. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons & tomatoes ... Well, really just one big, round crouton covered with tomato sauce ..

And  cheese... And sausage… FINE, it was a pizza... I ate a pizza.

3. How to prepare Tofu: 1. Throw it in the trash. 2. Grill some Meat.

4. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web...

5. I don't mean to brag but I finished my 14-day supply of diet food in 3 hours and  20 minutes ...

6. A recent study has found women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it...

7. Kids today don't know how easy they have it... when I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel...

8. Senility has been a smooth transition for me...

9. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below zero out they closed school?  Me neither.

10. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented, but… I forgot where  I was going with this ...

11. I love being over 70; I learn something new every day and forget 5 others...

12. A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money; when I woke up, I searched with him...

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[Suziepeach]

@pattypeep, that's just tooooooooooooooooo darn funny!!!!!!

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[qualitygal]

Absotively!!!!

[cancun08]

Absolutely priceless!  Thanks for the laughs!

[chrystaltree]

Oh my heavens....so funny...lol

[willdob3]

@pattypeep

lol very funny! 

[Lucky Charm]

[TeriK]

This is just TOO funny.  Thank you!