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[ThinkingOutLoud]

I've learned over the years that Christmas is complicated so just want to try and spread some cheer. Wishing you all glad tidings.

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
Because it was Decembrrrrr!

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y!”

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
He got 12 months.

What does an elf study in school?
The elfabet.

How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
Merry Christmas to ewe.

What is an elf’s favorite sport?
North-pole vaulting.
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
It looks like rain, deer.
What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets?
A cookie sheet.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish!

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in history.
What kind of music do elves like?

"Wrap" music. 

How much did Santa's sleigh cost?

Nothing! It was on the house.

[happycat]

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@ThinkingOutLoud wrote:

I've learned over the years that Christmas is complicated so just want to try and spread some cheer. Wishing you all glad tidings.

What do you call Santa when he stops moving?
Santa Pause

Why was the little boy so cold on Christmas morning?
Because it was Decembrrrrr!

What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
The letter “Y!”

Why do mummies like Christmas so much?
Because of all the wrapping!

What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas calendar?
He got 12 months.

What does an elf study in school?
The elfabet.

How do sheep wish each other happy holidays?
Merry Christmas to ewe.

What is an elf’s favorite sport?
North-pole vaulting.
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
It looks like rain, deer.
What did the gingerbread man put under his blankets?
A cookie sheet.

How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
He refers to his calen-deer.
What do you call a greedy elf?
Elfish!

Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?
Because he went down in history.
What kind of music do elves like?

"Wrap" music. 

How much did Santa's sleigh cost?

Nothing! It was on the house.

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Oh geeze., I have no idea how to save these to this computer, but I must. So Funny!

[jlkz]

@happycat 

Take a screen shot...or two to get it all in. Then save to photos.

[jlkz]

@ThinkingOutLoud 

Here's my favorite to add:

We know the names of Santa's 8 reindeer and Rudolph.  What is the name of the tenth reindeer?

( Think of the song...you say it every time: Olive ("All of" .....the other reindeer...🎼 🎶 🎵 )

[Still Stylish Lady]

From an artist friend of DH. 

[jubilant]

[happycat]

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@jlkz wrote:

@happycat 

Take a screen shot...or two to get it all in. Then save to photos.

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Thank you, @jlkz ! I have laughted so hard at these. 

[candyagain]

[Cakers3]

@ThinkingOutLoud   Thank you for the laughs!!  It is nice to see some levity for a change.

Merry Chistmas and a Happy Holiday to you, however you celebrate!

[January121]

CUTE!!!! .... I loved it 🎅🏻🎄🤶🎄