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Lindsays Grandma
Posts: 6,672
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR...

‎02-21-2020 11:30 PM

1.   that makes a loud Beep whenever somebody lies near it.  The son comes home in the afternoon.  Father asks him, "So you were at school today right?"  Son: "Yeah."

Detector: "Beep"

Son: "OK, OK, I was at the cinema."

Detector:  "Beep"

Son:  "Alright, I went for a beer with my friends."

Father:  "What?!!  At your age I wouldn't touch alcohol."

Detector"  "Beep"

Mother laughs;  "Ha ha ha, well he really is your son."

Detector:  "Beep"

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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chlema
Posts: 1,476
Registered: ‎05-22-2010

Re: FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR...

‎02-22-2020 02:29 PM

@Lindsays Grandma Thanks for my laugh for today Smiley Very Happy

 

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chickenbutt
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Registered: ‎03-09-2010

Re: FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR...

‎02-22-2020 02:34 PM

Uh, that took a turn!  Smiley Very Happy

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gramgrandkids1
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Registered: ‎10-31-2019

Re: FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR...

‎02-22-2020 09:28 PM

Love it!!!
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SandySparkles
Posts: 6,316
Registered: ‎06-13-2010

Re: FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR...

‎02-22-2020 09:50 PM

@Lindsays Grandma  Now THAT'S how to use a lie detector.😂😂😂

 

 

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