TODAY I FOUND...

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. a mosquito, I sat right next to it and kept buzzing so he would know what it's like not being able to sleep.

2. Son: "So, dad, I was thinking...

Dad: "Ohhhh, I wondered what that high pitched grinding sound was."

3. A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, "I hope you die a long, slow and painful death." He turned around and said, "So, you want me to stay?"

4. Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give us?"

Student: "Meat" Teacher: "Very good." Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon" Teacher:

"Great!" And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework."

5. What did the stamp say to the envelope? "You stick with me and I will take you places."

6. "Your waffle iron isn't working dear."

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"Please just stay away from my laptop grandma...

7. Insurance clerk: "Where were you born sir?"

Man: "In the United States." Insurance clerk: "Ok, and which part?" Man: "My entire body."

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

Mz iMac · ‎07-26-2014

#6

"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

@Mz iMac wrote:
#6

@Mz iMac ...Does the head scratching mean you don't get it?

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

ValuSkr · ‎03-15-2014

Re #6: Did grandma break the waffle iron??

qvcfreak · ‎03-10-2010

@ValuSkr wrote:
Re #6: Did grandma break the waffle iron??

Nope, grandma was using laptop as waffle iron

Mz iMac · ‎07-26-2014

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:
@Mz iMac wrote:
#6
@Mz iMac ...Does the head scratching mean you don't get it?

@Lindsays Grandma Correct.

Then I read qvcfreak's explanation..........

Got it now...

"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."

Porcelain · ‎02-19-2014

#6 The keyboard. I really like that one. Thank you @Lindsays Grandma. I can turn that one into a Norwegian joke to tell on myself.

When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.
"Power without love is reckless and abusive, and love without power is sentimental and anemic." - Dr. Martin Luther King Jr

Drythe · ‎07-09-2011

@Lindsays Grandma

Thank you.

Really enjoyed these posts!

"Animals are not my whole world, but they have made my world whole" ~ Roger Caras

noodleann · ‎06-10-2015

Thanks, @Lindsays Grandma , for the much-needed laughs today.

SandySparkles · ‎06-13-2010

@Lindsays Grandma I had to peek in to see the laugh of the day, and I can hardly contain myself😂😂 I cannot stop laughing at numbers 3 and 4.🤣🤣🤣-Whew, goodness😂

~~~All we need is LOVE💖