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02-14-2020 08:13 PM - edited 02-14-2020 08:17 PM
1. to do and I won't tell you where to go.
2. Never do anything you shouldn't explain to the paramedics.
3. Of course there are a lot of things more important than money in life. Provided you have enough money.
4. 4 bottles of bleach $20.00. A coil of rope, 4 rolls of duct tape, and a shovel: $45.00. 3 boxes of XXL bin liners $10.00. The look on the cashier's face: Priceless.
5. My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone. I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.
6. I told my Dad he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.
7. When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on.
8. A man found a magic lamp with a genie that offered him three wishes. The man said, "For my first wish I would like to be rich." "Okay, said the genie. "What would you like for your second wish?"
9. An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel and thinks its an exit. A pessimist sees light at the end of a tunnel and assumes it is an oncoming train. The train conductor sees two stupid guys staggering on the train tracks.
10. I saw a poster today, somebody was asking, "Have you seen my cat?" So I called the number and said that I didn't. I like to help where I can.
02-14-2020 08:20 PM
You put a smile on my face....Happy V-Day to you @Lindsays Grandma
02-14-2020 08:21 PM
# 1😉
02-14-2020 08:24 PM
@phoenixbrd wrote:You put a smile on my face....Happy V-Day to you @Lindsays Grandma
@phoenixbrd ...Happy V -Day to you too and if I made you smile I accomplished what I set out to do.
02-14-2020 08:26 PM
I don't know where you find these but I look forward to them every day and LOL
02-14-2020 08:29 PM
@Lindsays Grandma No matter what kind of day I’m having when I see your post I know I’m going to laugh. Happy Valentines Day 😘
02-14-2020 08:55 PM
There are posts I won't read because of the poster's name attached to them; however, it is just the opposite when I see "LindsaysGrandma." I click because it bears your name. Thank you.
02-14-2020 09:14 PM
Hi All................I may have indulged in too much chocolate today, but I don't "get" number 8.
Help?
02-14-2020 09:28 PM
@Irish1210 I had the same response and read it to my husband. He offered this suggestion:
"..........Okay, Rich, what is your second wish?...."
insert the word Rich after the word Okay in the joke....this was my husband's suggestion and it then made sense to me.
@Irish1210 wrote:Hi All................I may have indulged in too much chocolate today, but I don't "get" number 8.
Help?
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