Community Chat

[wilma]

I stumbled across these in an old file on my computer. I laughed out loud at a few of them. Enjoy!

1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to

immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2. Nothing su*cks more than that moment during an argument when

you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap

when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the he*ll are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5.

I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

7. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of

tired.

8. Bad decisions make good stories.

9. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a

moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do

anything productive for the rest of the day.

10. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and

it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page

technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

11. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given

Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite

than Kay.