Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   "Thanksgiving is an emotional time.  People travel thousands of miles to be with people they see only once a year and than discover once a year is way too often."

                                                         Johnny Carson

2.   "Thanksgiving, man.  Not a good day to be my pants."

                                                           Kevin James

3.   "It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey.  I stuffed it through the beak."                                  

                                                            Phyliss Diller

4.   "I approximated the Black Friday experience by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordered on line."                                                     Kumaif Nanjiani

5.   "I came from a family where gravy was considered a beverage."                                             Erma Bombeck

6.   "Vegetables area must on a diet.  I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."           Jim Davis

7.   "Even though we're a week and a half away from Thanksgiving, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

                                                               Richard Roper

8.   "Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty."                                                       Michael Dresser

9.   "An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day."                                     Irv Kupcinet

10.  "Thanksgiving is a magic time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics."                                                          

                                                               Stephen Colbert