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ADVICE YOU SHOULDN'T FOLLOW

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This advice will make you laugh but you shouldn't follow it

                                 By Ellen Weinstein for Reader's Digest

 

1.   If you see a bear and don't have time to run away, hug it.  Bears cannot scratch their stomachs.

 

2.   While learning how to drive - "Always weave a little, and all the other cars will stay way from you."

 

3.   Stop reading!  You read too much; you're going to hurt your eyes.  Go watch TV for awhile.

 

4.   As a young boy scout a boy went camping with his group.  Their scout leader told them to use the leaves to wipe.  Turned out to be poison ivy.

 

5.   Just open another credit card, it's free money.  From a friend who is thousands of dollars in debt and has no idea she will eventually have to pay them off.

 

6.   Watching her young son run while holding a pair of scissors, his mom called out as he ran by; "When you are running with scissors, point them down."  "Or just don't run with scissors", his dad yelled out.

 

7.   When the young woman told her mom she wanted to earn a doctoral degree, her mom said, "Why?"  You'll be 50 years old when you complete it."  Her dad shot back, "She would be 50 years old anyway, Let her get her education."  She has a rewarding career as a university professor.

 

                            KINDNESS QUOTES

 

8.   You cannot do kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late.          Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

9.   Be kind whenever possible.  It is always possible.

                                               The 14th Dalli Lama

 

10.   A part of  kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.                                 Joseph Joubert

 

11.   Compassion isn't about solutions.  It is about giving all the love that you've got.                   Chery Strayed

 

12.   Carry out random acts of kindness, with no expectation of reward, safe in the knowledge that one day someone might do the same for you.                Princess Diana

 

13.   Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness.  Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

                                                       Scott Adams   

 

14.   Spread love everywhere you go.  Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier.        Mother Teresa

 

                            TO BE CONTINUED

                               Reader's Digest

 

  

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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Love these all. Kindness does matter! Hope your back feeling better @Lindsays Grandma  🙏❤️ ☕️ 

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#7 How apropos is this? To think we are or will be too old for the a career or education we dream of.

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@Lindsays Grandma  Welcome BACK dear friend!!!!🤗 I was DELIGHTED when I signed on and saw this thread; it made my soul smile.😊

 

I'm glad to see that you are once again doing what you love; spreading joy to your forum family.😁

 

I was really concerned for you, but hopeful that with your feisty spirit, you would find a way-VOILA!👍👍

 

The quotes of kindness left a melody in my heart, and  numbers 9,10, and 14 were particularly heartwarning.❤😀

 

~~~All we need is LOVE💖

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4.   As a young boy scout a boy went camping with his group.  Their scout leader told them to use the leaves to wipe.  Turned out to be poison ivy.

 

My younger brother actually did this (on his own, nature called, he grabbed a handful of leaves). Poor kid spent a miserable few days!

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@vermint  While in college we were tent  camping and at night I went to the bathroom in the weeds. I had it inside every nook and cranny. Obviously allergic .To this day,  I still get it easily.  I used to have to get a steroid shot . I even got it in the Winter. 

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@SandySparkles wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma  Welcome BACK dear friend!!!!🤗 I was DELIGHTED when I signed on and saw this thread; it made my soul smile.😊

 

I'm glad to see that you are once again doing what you love; spreading joy to your forum family.😁

 

I was really concerned for you, but hopeful that with your feisty spirit, you would find a way-VOILA!👍👍

 

The quotes of kindness left a melody in my heart, and  numbers 9,10, and 14 were particularly heartwarning.❤😀

 

~~~All we need is LOVE💖


@SandySparkles ...Everyday you make my heart sing with the precious things you say.  Lindsay told me I am so lucky to have you as a friend and she is happy for me.  She loves your hair and the flower you have in it.  That's my sweet granddaughter!!

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@vermint wrote:

4.   As a young boy scout a boy went camping with his group.  Their scout leader told them to use the leaves to wipe.  Turned out to be poison ivy.

 

My younger brother actually did this (on his own, nature called, he grabbed a handful of leaves). Poor kid spent a miserable few days!


@vermint   Oh my, that had to be awful for him.  

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@SandySparkles wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma  Welcome BACK dear friend!!!!🤗 I was DELIGHTED when I signed on and saw this thread; it made my soul smile.😊

 

I'm glad to see that you are once again doing what you love; spreading joy to your forum family.😁

 

I was really concerned for you, but hopeful that with your feisty spirit, you would find a way-VOILA!👍👍

 

The quotes of kindness left a melody in my heart, and  numbers 9,10, and 14 were particularly heartwarning.❤😀

 

~~~All we need is LOVE💖


@SandySparkles    Forgot to mention, my computer arrived today, a day early, yay.  Won't set it up until after Thursday when I have my mobile pain mgt appointment.  The only thing I have left to buy is a chair for in front of my desk.  Have 2 in the cart at Walmart, eeny meeny minny mo...

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@Lindsays Grandma  Awww. Now I'm blushing.😊 Lindsay sounds like such a sweetheart! I am honored to have received such kind compliments from the two of you.❤

 

I LOVE the color pink, and wearing pastel flowers in my hair (or wig) is my signature style.🌺 It's a way to be surrounded by happiness, even on a not so happy day.😁

 

Please tell Lindsay that "Aunt Sandy" sends warm wishes.🤗

 

 

~~~All we need is LOVE💖