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21 Grooming Charts Every Guy Needs To See

FANTASTIC visuals of tips and ideas.

 

Here's the link for a better view and to print it for reference:

 

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/beard-brows-and-beyond#.pp3mBRGXb

 

 
 
Buzzfeed.com 7/11/15

21 Grooming Charts Every Guy Needs To See
 
Go forth and be insanely handsome.
 
 
 
1. First, we mustache you what facial hair you prefer.
 
First, we mustache you what facial hair you prefer.
 
2. If none of those are appealing, perhaps you’d like a famous ‘stache.
 
If none of those are appealing, perhaps you'd like a famous 'stache.
 
3. Or perhaps one of these?
 
Or perhaps one of these?
 
4. Build the perfect beard, based on this Ron Swanson beard acceptability chart.
 
Build the perfect beard, based on this Ron Swanson beard acceptability chart.
 
5. Here’s what beard looks best with each face shape.
 
Here's what beard looks best with each face shape.
 
6. More on facial hair.
 
More on facial hair.
 
7. Groom your facial hair for the job you want, not for the job you have.
 
Groom your facial hair for the job you want, not for the job you have.
 
8. Know what to ask for when you go to the barber.
 
Know what to ask for when you go to the barber.
 
9. Not all buzzcuts are created equal.
 
Not all buzzcuts are created equal.
 
10. Here’s what haircut works best on each face shape.
 
Here's what haircut works best on each face shape.
 
SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE!
11. Get thee a flat top boogie, why don’tcha.
 
Get thee a flat top boogie, why don'tcha.
 
12. Get on top of your haircut game, now.
 
Get on top of your haircut game, now.
 
13. Get the perfect shave every time.
 
Get the perfect shave every time.
 
14. Don’t suffer another shaving accident.
 
Don't suffer another shaving accident.
 
15. Where do your sideburns fall on the magnificent ****** sideburns chart?
 
Where do your sideburns fall on the magnificent ****** sideburns chart?
 
Are you more of a Luke Perry or a Fat Elvis?
16. Get your goatee all good.
 
Get your goatee all good.
 
Or you know what? Skip one all together.
17. And here’s how to get the best beard possible.
 
And here's how to get the best beard possible.
 
18. What product to use to get the perfect hold for your hair.
 
What product to use to get the perfect hold for your hair.
 
19. A few DIY tips for better skin with things you’ve probably got in your fridge and around the house.
 
A few DIY tips for better skin with things you've probably got in your fridge and around the house.
 
20. Learn where it’s acceptable to trim your nails.  Answer: in the privacy of your own damned bathroom, and nowhere else.
 
Learn where it's acceptable to trim your nails. Answer: in the privacy of your own damned bathroom, and nowhere else.
 
21. And never forget your weekly grooming checklist.
 
And never forget your weekly grooming checklist.
 
Though we’re not entirely against shaving your chest if you want to.
Now go forth and be amazing.
 
21 Grooming Charts Every Guy Needs To See
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Re: 21 Grooming Charts Every Guy Needs To See

I have a thing for moustaches (I like beards, too - oh heck clean shaven is good too) so this construes as mild, well can't say, but it begins with a p and ends with an n.  Some of the verbiage in this is pretty funny, too.  ("Groom yourself for a job"???)  "Go forth and be insanely handsome" - ha ha.

 

I cannot stand the look of men that spend too much time on their appearance (though they can be really nice people).  Give me rugged and natural without affectation!  Long hair is a plus.  Though a good close crop works too . . .

 

 

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Re: 21 Grooming Charts Every Guy Needs To See

Very amusing reading. A "meterosexual," though, would take this very seriously!
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