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PhilaLady1
Posts: 2,743
Registered: ‎03-11-2010

Silly Joke

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‎03-10-2023 10:44 PM - edited ‎03-11-2023 05:26 PM

I apologize if you've heard this one before.  My son told me this joke today and I got a few chuckles out of it.  Warning..... It's corny.....

 

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

 

Spoiler
Because he is out standing in his field.

Hahaha, dumb, right? Well I liked it 😄😄😄

 

 

 

 

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781Florist
Posts: 849
Registered: ‎10-16-2021

Re: Silly Joke

‎03-11-2023 01:12 AM

Sometimes those corny "Dad Jokes" can hit you in the funny bone.

When my brother (who is now heading towards 57!!) came home from his first day of 

school, my mother  asked him what he learned that day.

 

He smiled and asked her "What can you buy for a dollar?"

 

When she gave up he said

 

"Buck Teeth!"

 

I still laugh when I remember that.  He was a cute kid and is a great brother.

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GoneButNotForgotten
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Registered: ‎03-29-2020

Re: Silly Joke

‎03-13-2023 03:43 PM

781 Florist--that's adorable!

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Boomernichols
Posts: 2,951
Registered: ‎11-22-2013

Re: Silly Joke

‎03-13-2023 06:23 PM

@PhilaLady1 Cute and corny!   Why did the possum cross the road?   To show the chicken it could be done........

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 ate 8.

Bad, huh?

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novamc1
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Registered: ‎07-02-2015

Re: Silly Joke

‎03-14-2023 10:34 AM

I still chuckle at one told by my little granddaughter a few years ago.......

 

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

 

Because he had nobody to go with.

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depglass
Posts: 14,000
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

Re: Silly Joke

‎03-21-2023 04:38 PM

Not a joke but it's circulating in our neighborhood.  From a grandchild,  "Grandma, did you know George Washington?"

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jubilant
Posts: 8,808
Registered: ‎06-10-2010

Re: Silly Joke

‎03-23-2023 10:16 AM

What do you call an angry carrot?

 

 

A "steamed veggie".

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