Respected Contributor
Posts: 2,229
Registered: ‎03-11-2010

I apologize if you've heard this one before.  My son told me this joke today and I got a few chuckles out of it.  Warning..... It's corny.....


Why did the scarecrow win an award?


Because he is out standing in his field.

Hahaha, dumb, right? Well I liked it 😄😄😄





Valued Contributor
Posts: 662
Registered: ‎10-16-2021

Sometimes those corny "Dad Jokes" can hit you in the funny bone.

When my brother (who is now heading towards 57!!) came home from his first day of 

school, my mother  asked him what he learned that day.


He smiled and asked her "What can you buy for a dollar?"


When she gave up he said


"Buck Teeth!"


I still laugh when I remember that.  He was a cute kid and is a great brother.

Respected Contributor
Posts: 2,803
Registered: ‎03-29-2020

781 Florist--that's adorable!

Respected Contributor
Posts: 2,507
Registered: ‎11-22-2013

@PhilaLady1 Cute and corny!   Why did the possum cross the road?   To show the chicken it could be done........

Why is 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 ate 8.

Bad, huh?

Respected Contributor
Posts: 4,909
Registered: ‎07-02-2015

I still chuckle at one told by my little granddaughter a few years ago.......


Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?


Because he had nobody to go with.

Honored Contributor
Posts: 13,348
Registered: ‎03-10-2010

Not a joke but it's circulating in our neighborhood.  From a grandchild,  "Grandma, did you know George Washington?"

Honored Contributor
Posts: 8,433
Registered: ‎06-10-2010

What do you call an angry carrot?



A "steamed veggie".