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Smiley Very Happy  Reminds me of the senior text speak that's becoming more relatable.  

 

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

LOL: Living On Lipitor

OMG: Oy, My Grandchildren!

OMG: Ouch, My Groin!

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

WTF: What's Today's Fish?

WTF: Wet The Furniture

IMHMO: In My HMO...

RULKM: Are You Leaving Kids Money?

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

GTG: Gotta Groan

TGIF: Thank Goodness It's Four (Four O'Clock - Early Bird Special)

FWB: Friend With Betablockers

FYI: For Your Indigestion...

JK: Just Kvetching

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

MILF: Meal I'd Like To Forget

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

MGAD: My Grandson's A Doctor

SUS: Speak Up, Sonny

WIWYA: When I Was Your Age

GOML: Get Off My Lawn

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@Shanus  ..... That was actually me this morning! 

 

 

 

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Lol!

 

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@Shanus 

 

Maybe it's gender not sure! But!!  I have always done that while seated, and having been in many a locker room and the military? Most men seem to do the same. Hmm!

 

=^..^=

 

 

hckynut 🏒

 

 

 

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@hckynut wrote:

 

@Shanus 

 

Maybe it's gender not sure! But!!  I have always done that while seated, and having been in many a locker room and the military? Most men seem to do the same. Hmm!

 

=^..^=

 

 

hckynut 🏒

 

 

 


@hckynut    Nope, I put on my pants standing up & as the saying goes "one leg at a time".

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@Sheila P-Burg wrote:

 

 

@Shanus  ..... That was actually me this morning! 

 

 

 


@Sheila P-Burg   Hate to admit, but sometimes I find myself "teetering". Guess it's time to stand near a chair. 

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My aerobics teacher always told us the following:

 

Stand do not hold on when putting  your underwear on  one leg at a time:  

 

When rising from your armchair/couch do not hold onto the side arms use your body strength to get up:

 

 Going  up and down stairs stay in the middle of the steps and go for it without using bannister.

 

Funny how things stay with you - I can hear her now!

 

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@dulwich wrote:

My aerobics teacher always told us the following:

 

Stand do not hold on when putting  your underwear on  one leg at a time:  

 

When rising from your armchair/couch do not hold onto the side arms use your body strength to get up:

 

 Going  up and down stairs stay in the middle of the steps and go for it without using bannister.

 

Funny how things stay with you - I can hear her now!

 


@dulwich What did you do to make her hate you? Woman Embarassed

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@Sooner  Thanks for  my laugh if the day!