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Malcontent
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Bad Jokes R Us

‎10-20-2023 10:45 PM

What did the little boy say to his fingers?

 

 

 

 

I’m counting on you.

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dimin
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎10-21-2023 12:12 AM

What do you call a hippie's wife? A Mississippi!

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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎10-21-2023 04:30 AM

The sidewalk kept me off the streets.
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Franell
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎10-21-2023 12:38 PM

What do you call an elevator for pigs?

A pork lift.

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Texasmouse
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‎10-21-2023 02:05 PM - edited ‎10-21-2023 02:07 PM

What's the word for constipated in German? Farfrompoopin.

 

Fun thread! 😊

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EastCoastGal
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎10-21-2023 08:29 PM

@Texasmouse wrote:

What's the word for constipated in German? Farfrompoopin.

 

Fun thread! 😊

 

@Texasmouse ... "Farfrompoopin" !!!! 😂😂😂 This made me laugh out loud because it sounds German!! Thanks for the laugh!! I'll have to use this one!! 

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