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chrystaltree
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Registered: ‎05-10-2010

Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-21-2023 05:17 PM

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

 

A  fsh

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just bee
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-21-2023 10:08 PM

What breed of dog tells 
off-color jokes?

 

A smutt.

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smoochy
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-21-2023 10:58 PM

What did the fish say when it hit its head?

Dam

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smoochy
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-21-2023 11:02 PM

Doctor, I can't stop singing The Green Green Grass of Home. What's wrong with me?!
Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome.

Ive never heard of that, is it common?
It's Not Unusual. 

😁😂🤣

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EastCoastGal
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

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‎09-22-2023 05:15 AM - edited ‎09-22-2023 05:16 AM

@smoochy  .... HILARIOUS!!! 😂😂

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Mindy D
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-25-2023 01:49 PM

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer?

 

 

She kept running away from the ball.

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Mindy D
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-25-2023 01:51 PM

I ordered a chicken and an egg online.

 

I'll let you know which comes first.

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just bee
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-26-2023 06:03 PM

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

 

Icy dead people.

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just bee
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-26-2023 06:19 PM

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

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just bee
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Re: Bad Jokes R Us

‎09-26-2023 06:21 PM

What's Forrest Gump's email password?

 

1Forrest1.

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