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Dinaki
Posts: 1,318
Registered: ‎12-21-2010

Acronims on some airlines

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‎05-18-2020 06:57 PM - edited ‎05-18-2020 06:58 PM

Have you wondered what the letters of an airliner ever met?

Here we go:

 

BA  ( bloody awfull) 

ELAL  ( every landing always late)

ALITALIA  (always late in take off-always late in arrival)

PIA  (please inform Allah)

LUFTHANSA  (let us fondle the hostess and not say anything)

SAS  (safe and sexy)

TWA  (try walking airlines)

QANTAS  (quite a nice type as steward)

OLYMPIC  (over London you may p****in comfort)

TAP  (take another pill)

 

 

 

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gunnergab
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Registered: ‎12-30-2013

Re: Acronims on some airlines

‎05-18-2020 08:26 PM

I was always told that TWA means "Travel With Angels".

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jeanlake
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Re: Acronims on some airlines

‎05-18-2020 10:19 PM

Dad and daughter have careers with major airlines. Have been around air travel all my life. 

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." Henry David Thoreau
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FrostyBabe1
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Registered: ‎05-09-2016

Re: Acronims on some airlines

‎05-19-2020 08:31 AM

DELTA:

 

Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport

 

Delay Everyones Luggage Thru Atlanta

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