Q Talk

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Whats that old song.....I could have gone from rags to riches....well QVC puts it's own spin on things as they ask you to bring them your "riches" to buy their "rags".....or ITS FASHION DAY!!!!

It may be 102 degrees but get ready you will soon hear those words you just long to hear, "PERFECT FOR PUMPKIN PATCH PICKING".....yes its boots, coats, and more polyester than you could have ever dreamed of.........

You've heard of wash and wear, ..QVC gives the term a whole new meaning as you wash that QVC garment only to find out when you WASH them, the clothes stretch way out of shape, and you can no longer WEAR them, but don't be too sad, because you can always use it for a dust cloth.....think of how green you will be and the money you save on paper towels......

And we all thought the Ortha man went back to Australia and took those magic markers with him......but fear not!!!......he's back .......with a whole new line of fall and winter shoes.....you can still watch the thrills and chills of that "famous" magic marker.....remember that man gave up kangaroos, koalas, and vegimite sandwiches just to bring you fall footwear......what a dear!

Now be prepared my friends, be sure to check the sizing chart ON LINE....measure your bust, smallest part of waist and hips......but this actually has NOTHING to do with QVC sizing which is remarkably INCONSISTENT! And forget about garment measurements, do you think the hosts actually have time for that....why that would take away from giggling, laughing, and pole dancing.....and there wouldn't be time to put them up on the screen, because your facebook questions are much more important.....nope it's YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE as you try to select the right size!!! And yes ALL the hosts wear XS talk about vanity sizing....

And I must caution you that the arm holes in some of the tanks are so large why you could be arrested for indecent exposure.....so I'd be purchasing one of the many jackets to put over them .......And be sure to layer layer, layer, and add scarves, scarves, scarves, and then a coat...why you will be "on trend" just like the Michelin Man.....

Now you've heard the hosts talk about POP OF COLOR....well this fall "the latest trend" is POP A PRINT.....see how many times your favorite hosts use this new phrase...have the kids help count.

And all your favorites are here ..........errr......well Bob Mackie is here......no Simonton, Linea,.....oh QVC means PSUEDO designers.....THEY ARE HERE....Our Lady Of Liquid Knit, the Bag Lady.....I'm so disappointed.....no K-Dash...... (just kidding folks).....You will shout with joy as Clarks makes yet another appearance.........

Well enjoy Fashion Days because Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.....the thing that wouldn't die....yep its DELL, DELL, DELL, and then more customer fun with Dyson....and the Queen Of Hearts brings her jewelry...then more DELL, DELL, DELL.....and to close out the evening (or is that clothes out the evening) its more Lady Of Polyester.......

Well folks it could get worse...and speaking of which.....COMING SOON... its a HOST OF FALL FAVORITES ...