FASHION DAY, A SPECIAL DELIVERY, AND JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!

Spurt · ‎03-20-2010

Hello Ladies!

It's fashion day or as some refer to it as WHAT NOT TO WEAR!

Featuring the usual suspects (with apologizes to REAL designers like Bob Mackie, and George Simonton)......

You will see the ever chatty Our Lady Of Liquid Knit with her polyester fashions--

/> Then enjoy the quirky fashions of the Bag Lady with her unusual pattern combinations---featuring the shark bite hem---my advice--DON'T GO NEAR THE WATER <img src=

Dooney with their line of fine leather handbags- features today's TSV with a croco style --

-- /> No, No, not that one....THIS IS THE ONE-- <img src=

Then you can Sparkle and Shine with Quacker Factory---sunglasses not included---Now I admit although I'm not into Quack couture, I do own and enjoy my Quaker embroidered cat t-shirts--

Quacker Factory Playful Kittens 3/4 Sleeve T-shirt

-I will say this for Quacker, they seem to listen to what their customers want, a lesson that QVC could learn from---as Judge Judy says, PUT ON YOUR LISTENING EARS (QVC)

/> More fashion--as QVC drags out their own brand of inconsistently sized, clothes that stretch and definite downhill in quality clothes....with Denim and Company..... <img src=

Bob Mackie and Dooney Shows pack the lineup---

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Then get your popcorn ready--

/> and as QVC closes out Saturday with a Special Edition of PM Style with Lisa....The show promo reads---IMAGINE IF YOUR FAVORITE MAGAZINE CAME TO LIFE----I think instead of HAPERS BIZAAR it's more a version of Harpers BIZARRE ------ <img src=

Giggle and laugh with Lisa and the models.....watch as Lisa makes many mentions of her GILI line of clothes, handbags, shoes and bronzo jewelry......chat with the Cyber Host and share your fashion ideas on Facebook ${#emotions_dlg.rolleyes}$ ...and you know it would not be PM Style without more Our Lady Of Liquid Knit, the Bag Lady, and grind and bump with Women With Control.....no more jiggle..... ${#emotions_dlg.glare}$

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Let's see it's Sunday.....who would like to guess the product that's on.....come on I know that you know-----I'll give you a hint--- ${#emotions_dlg.biggrin}$

The farmer in the dellThe farmer in the dellHeigh-ho,the derry-oThe farmer in the dell

/> Yes folks it's yet another Sunday of DELL COMPUTERS---- <img src=

And of course we just have to put our toe tapping/happy dancing and get ready to watch watch Baccon Boy and his social correspondent, Mary on IN THE KITCHEN WITH DAVID.....featuring those SAME boring items he shows week after week.... ${#emotions_dlg.bored}$

It looks like some "lucky" foodie is going to be the recipient of a "special gift" .....

Photo: They are renovating our area here at work, so it's moving day (just to another area of the same building)! I think my co-workers (Amy & Tovi) are a wee bit too thorough... But I am all ready for my new cube!

I just wonder how QVC will charge for shipping on this one.... ${#emotions_dlg.laugh}$

And Scrub Daddy seems to say it all regarding this ITKWD Show....

Photo: Good morning! I'm going over Sunday's #ITKWD and PUMPED to see the Scrub Daddy back on #ITKWD on May 4th! Check out these cheerful little workhorses here: http://qvc.co/ScrubDaddyRescue

If that wasn't "excitement" enough......stay tuned for more "thrills" and "chills" as Vitamix comes your way----afterall it's MORE THAN A BLENDER..... ${#emotions_dlg.rolleyes}$

/> And be prepared for an invasion---nope it's NOT an invasion from Mars, or invasion of the ants- first it was Orthas, then diamonds---West Chester gets another invasion from Aussie Land...Here's a clue---WHEN IS A VACUUM NOT JUST A VACUUM CLEARNER....why it's our old

Dyson DC65 Animal Complete Upright Vacuum

Did you know that MAY IS GOLD MONTH---of course the jewelry world's version of gold, and QVC's gold is certainly a totally different animal (nice transition from the DYSON ANIMAL don't ya think---oh QVC is so clever) Wink .....Yes folks its DESTINATION GOLD sure to feature plenty of resin filled pieces---and it's certainly JEWELRY YOU CAN JUMP ON---as the vendor JUMPS, JUMPS, JUMPS on the jewelry and then you will anxiously wait for the verdict ---and it's the outcome you've been waiting for as the host confirms that there are no scratches or dents on the jewelry--- Cool

It seems EVERYONE is getting into the act---

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More Dell and another round of the infamous polyester garments...

/> Well folks if you are bummed out with monotony of QVC weekend programming---take heart---remember it's only two months until CHRISTMAS IN JULY <img src=

Photo: It might be the first day of May, but I'm in the holiday spirit with Leah Williams QVC and Dan Hughes QVC! #ThrowbackThursday

Have a great QVC-less WEEKEND!

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CalminHeart · ‎03-09-2010

Oh Spurt, thank you...I am laughing out loud.

Amber J · ‎06-08-2011

These are just fantastic!! How creative you are! I love them so please don't stop. I just love to laugh and humour...and those pictures you find are dandy ..........Thanks for all your wonderful additions SPURT.

wildcat fan · ‎03-23-2010

That photo of Mary just gives me another reason not to tune in for ITKWD.

Daysdee · ‎03-09-2010

On 5/3/2014 wildcat fan said:
That photo of Mary just gives me another reason not to tune in for ITKWD.

Me too. She isn't needed on David's shows and yet her role is expanding more and more.

Daysdee · ‎03-09-2010

On 5/3/2014 wildcat fan said:
That photo of Mary just gives me another reason not to tune in for ITKWD.

Me too. She isn't needed on David's shows and yet her role is expanding more and more.

mewsmomtoo · ‎03-05-2014

SPURT, you are so funny and I have really come to look forward to your "previews" of QVC's weekend programming. Thanks for the laughs (amidst the tears for the awful programming!)

Kachina624 · ‎03-10-2010

Spurt, i don't know why the Q doesn't hire you to write the Insider. Of course since its readership is limited to a few elite customers, you wouldn't have nearly as large or as an appreciative audience as you do here. Thanks for the chuckle!

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stevieb · ‎03-10-2010

Be still my heart... It's that man of mine kicking off Dell Days... Talk about your way, way stinkin' double whammy...

${#emotions_dlg.scared}$

Dell Days... again. And don't you know that'll soon be followed by gallons of goop days...

Crying uncle and waving the white flag here...

${#emotions_dlg.ohmy}$

In my pantry with my cupcakes...

hope-Q · ‎01-03-2014

Oh Spurt, what did I do before I found you GF ! You crack me up so bad it's so good !!!!

I love your pictures, and am in amazement as to where you find such pertinent ones to match your comments !!! lol !

You are the best thing on these forums, no doubt !!

Why is the Q so stupid and stubborn about these consistently poor weekend shows? Don't they get it by now? The only good thing about them is I don't watch the Q all weekend and I don't give them any of my money, and that's a good thing !!

(If the only knew if they did it right, they would get a portion of my income...their loss. Guess they don't need my pittance !)

Can we all go outside and dance to the "Gods of New Programming" that they finally get off of their keisters and actually bring us new things?

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