Q Talk

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Hello folks well get ready for all of the "joy" and none of the craziness" as QVC kicks off HOLIDAY SHOPPING WEEKEND!

Saturday kicks off with the usual suspects AM BEAUTY and AM STYLE.....then it's time to turn on the exploding Christmas Trees as QVC presents SATURDAY MORNING GIFTS---COUNTDOWN TO BETTER THAN BLACK FRIDAY!!!! Now when I think of Black Friday I think of people camping out to get a bargain....crowded stores and lots of traffic....so I guess QVC is doing it's version but instead there will be no crowds in front of the TV and no traffic on the website as QVC presents the same BORING MERCHANDISE--- the only thing your gift recipients will experience is the "joy" of many "happy" returns.....ONLY FROM QVC....

Most of us couldn't imagine life today without computers, but if it would help do away with this redundant programming many of us would rather go back to using sticks and stones and prefer the good ole days living just like Fred and Wilma Flintstone rather than seeing yet another computer demonstration..... how many photos of people and pets that we don't care about do we have to see ....or how much more do we have to endure the step by step presentations of the operating systems....certainly NOT must see TV

Never fear the QVC Brass has another thrill a minute show lined up---ready for some more delightful candle snuffing demonstrations....this product repeats more often than gaseous foods......yes folks it's BOSE! Sing along as the host plays all those popular hits on this ever popular sound machine....

Then it's a program called GREAT GIFTS---the promo reads---"make your holidays memorable with unique gifts from QVC".......UNIQUE gifts????---"one in a lifetime treasures"...-where are they...at the bottom of the ocean with a sunken pirate ship...or tune in to another shopping channel or online retail perhaps???? I haven't seen anything actually unique at QVC for what seems like decades....

To close out the day---cosmetics, and more computer shows.....

SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY---

You will be happy to know QVC brings back another regular....at first I feared all the shows had been canceled when I read the headline, "DYSON FACES POSSIBLE EUROPEAN BAN AFTER SERIOUS BREACH"....."a disciplinary hearing shall take place before an independent disciplinary panel to answer a breach of the code of behaviour"......However, I soon realized that they were not talking about another QVC favorite, the Dyson vacuum or electric fan, but a golfer named Simon DYSON, who was disqualified from the BMW Masters last week in Shanghai....BUT Dyson has been on so much they SHOULD go before a panel for a serious breach of behaviour and face disciplinary action for repetitive programming!!!

BRIGHT IDEAS WITH ALBANY greets you in the early hours with DYSON...she will also help you tackle any household problem and to help make your home a cleaner, more organized, and livable place.....awww ....nothing says more than gifts that say your house is dirty, d you live in a pig sty and you need to get organized....what a way to bring friends and families THE JOY OF CHRISTMAS ......

Carolyn and Dan bring SUNDAY'S BEST--get ready for more Little Giant Ladders, the infamous FLASHPADs, Polarfleece sheet sets (the polar bears are picketing because these sheets are on so much).....car jumper, Berkshire blanket they didnt sell from last week, in fact havent we seen the same stuff week after week......

Then IN THE KITCHEN WITH DAVID features your favorite foodie.....but oh dear, you know how October was a salute to the DIVINE SWINE well it looks like it's true folks---you are what you eat because David has turned into....none other than his favorite food---And Mary is there as his "corny" sidekick.... (actually this is David's Halloween costume when he appeared on a national talk show)

This show features a special appearance from Buddy Valastro ....THE CAKE BOSS.....

after viewing the same ole products you feel like throwing cake at David.....

More DYSON and more COMPUTER shows are headed your way to complete your Sunday....

The Program Guide says that QVC Program Hosts love doing their holiday shopping with QVC as much as you do....(yeah right)...Hosts Rick and List present their gift favorites ....and grin and bear it as they present DYSON....and you will be thoroughly entertained as each and every QVC Hosts presents the same darn things in their respective shows too.....

What a way to start jingling those bells and decking the halls.....I feel like I'm walking in a winter wonderland as I watch more NFL football----ENJOY YOUR WEEKEND!