Kitchen

[mousiegirl]

1. I have a passion for not cooking.
2. My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm is cheering on me on.
3. The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house!
4. I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
5. A messy KITCHEN is a sign of happiness.
6. My mom’s favorite thing to make for dinner is RESERVATIONS.

1. Three words more beautiful for a married woman than I love you. “NO COOKING TODAY”
2. A clean kitchen is a sign of a wasted life.
3. Many people have eaten in this kitchen & have gone on to lead normal, healthy lives.
4. Why yes, I’ve discovered the JOY of cooking. It’s when my husband does it.
5. A guy who knows how to cook is really handsome 

1. I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. – W.C Fields
2. My kitchen was clean last week. Sorry you missed it.
3. One day..I’m gonna make the onions cry 
4. My friend thinks he is smart. He said onions are the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut on his face.
5. This evening’s forecast includes a 0% chance of me cooking.
6. I hate when I go to the kitchen for food and all I find are ingredients.
7. Today’s menu has two choices TAKE IT or LEAVE IT.

1. With enough butter anything is good. – Julia Child
2. Cake makes life just a little sweeter.
3. I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, “Well, that’s not going to happen.”
4. I came..I saw..I decided to order take out!

1. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand. – Barbara Johnson
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3. Anything is good if it’s made of chocolate. – Jo Brand
4. I’m not gaining weight. I’m retaining food.
5. I followed my heart and it led me into the fridge 
6. I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I am officially a cereal killer.
7. FOOD – eat it quickly or you will have to share it.
8. COOKIES make the world a better place!
9. All you need is LOVE and a cup of COFFEE.
10. When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, ‘Four. I don’t think I can eat eight. – Yogi Berra

1. The only time to eat diet food is while you’re waiting for the steak to cook. – Julia Child
2. If you’re afraid of butter, use cream. – Julia Child
3. I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. – Julia Child
4. A party without cake is just a meeting. – Julia Child
5. You are the BOSS of that dough. – Julia Child

1. The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. – Calvin Trillin

1. I don’t cook on days that end in Y..!!
2. Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate! – Paul Lynde
3. The speed at which I can prepare food during a commercial break is amazing..!!

1. Accidently went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I’m the proud owner of Aisle 5.
2. Annoying the cook will result in STARVATION.
3. My father cried when I said I wanted to be a chef.
4. If god wanted me to cook, why did he invent restaurants??
5. If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge?
6. Calories don’t count on the weekend.
7. I spend a lot of time holding the refrigerator door open looking for answers.
8. STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS.
9. My wife treats me like a god; I get a burnt offering at every meal.
10. Count nutrients not calories.
11. When I learned how to cook..I forgot how to clean!!

1. Life is a combination of magic and pasta. – Federico Fellini
2. I just realized I have a passion for not cooking.
3. Complaints to the Cook…can be hazardous to your health!
4. My favorite recipe..order in!!
5. My favorite recipe. eat out!!

[mousiegirl]

1. NO cooking allowed, kitchen for display only 
2. Life is short, eat dessert first.
3. The secret of clean kitchen is simple. Don’t cook ever 
4. Kitchen closed due to illness: I am sick of COOKING!!

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