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[sidsmom]

Aw, Joanie...this made me laugh...as she intended! What a comedienne!:

Joan River’s funeral requests written in her 2012 book, I Hate Everyone…Starting With Me. Meanwhile it’s been revealed that her funeral will take place on Sunday September 7th at the Temple Emanu-El in New York. See some more memorable quotes from the book after the cut…

On what she wants for her own funeral

“When I die, I want my funeral to be a huge showbiz affair with lights, cameras, action…I want Craft services, I want paparazzi and I want publicists making a scene! I want it to be Hollywood all the way. I don’t want some rabbi rambling on; I want Meryl Streep crying, in five different accents. I don’t want a eulogy; I want Bobby Vinton to pick up my head and sing “Mr. Lonely.” I want to look gorgeous, better dead than I do alive. I want to be buried in a Valentino gown and I want Harry Winston to make me a toe tag. And I want a wind machine so that even in the casket my hair is blowing just like Beyoncé’s.”

[loveschocolate]

That's Joan for you! :-)

[kirbiee]

I hope she gets her way, at least some of it. What a gal!!!

[Hooty]

[I am still oxox]

Leave it to Joan to make us laugh

[voyager1980]

Aww.Thanks for sharing that (:

[godi]

RIP Joan

[SBURKE]

Some people just can't be replaced and Joan is one of them. She could always make me laugh no matter how down in the dumps I was. I just can't believe she is gone. I doubt if Melissa can pull of this kind of funeral but I am sure will try every way she can to keep it true to her Mother's personality. I am sure she is just devastated so that will be quite a chore. We love you Joan.

[BabyYoda]

That's our Joan! That made me smile reading that.

[Ibby114]

Joan just put a smile on my face.