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really creative and clever  Woman Happy

 

 

It's a Corgo's life! Witty internet user creates hilarious FAKE Wikipedia pages for different dog breeds that provide VERY literal (and surprisingly accurate) descriptions of each pooch

 

  • The fake online profiles were shared on Facebook by doggosbeingdoggos 
  • The dogs breeds range from 'Dot Boi' otherwise known as a Dalmatian to a 'Shibe' aka a Shiba Inu
  • More hilarious dog breeds include the Lab Boi, the Puggo and the Siberian Girl 
  • Each 'page' includes information about the breed, as well as its unique name 

 

While canines may be known for their loving personalities and being a friendly companion, there's still a lot dog owners don't know about specific breeds. 

 

And to hilariously teach dog owners about their canine pets, someone has created fake dog breed Wikipedia profiles and the results will surely make even the cat-lovers out there crack a smile.

 

Shared on Facebook by doggosbeingdoggos, the fake (and hilarious) breed names along with the surprisingly accurate descriptions are the perfect representations of the dogs in all their canine glory. 

 

The dogs breeds range from 'Dot Boi' otherwise known as a Dalmatian who is a 'master of camouflage' and a fan of pats and puppuccinos to a 'Shibe' aka a Shiba Inu who is a 'sassy marshmallow' that exudes confidence and 'is a true force to be reckoned with'. 

 

Stealth: According to the fake Wikipedia page, the Dog Boi is a breed of 'medium-sized ninja' 

 

Inventor: The Lab Boi is the creator of 'boops' and finished its degree in science at 'Columpuplia' 
 
Legendary: The Aussieee Boi is mostly known for being a 'good boy' who loves chasing after 'sticks, boops and ladies' 

 

Cuddly: The Shibe breed, also known as 'the sassy marshmallow' is a fluffy angel and 'a force to be reckoned with' 
 
Squishy: The Puggo breed is known for his 'cute lil face' and its many body folds 
 
Cute as heck: Known for its adorable nature, the Siberian Girl breed is known for using its looks to escape trouble 
 
 
Lengthy: The Long Boy is known for 'zooming' for bets and having one longest noses dog-lovers gave ever seen 
Sweet: The Pibble is one of the most misunderstood breeds because it gets a bad reputation when all it wants is 'love and stuff' 
 
Smooth: The German Boiii is a 'hella smooth slick talker' that is so cool and and one of the best breeds 
Friendly: The Samoyed (Shoob) breed is a sociable dog that loves to play and spend time with others
 
Lovable: The Golden Boy is a 'large-sized' goofball that loves to play fetch and is 'so heckin cute'
 
Versatile: The the Mop dog is the perfect for cleaning up messes and of course, food crumbs 
Secretive: The Ninja dog breed specializes in espionage, sabotage and stealing chicken nuggets 
Trouble: The Shork dog breed is known for 'hecc'd bamboozles' but in reality, is looking for a good scratch
Viscous: The Crorcodole is a master of patience, making it the perfect breed to pounce for 'scritch scrotches' 
Similar: Like it's name, the Horse Boi resembles a stallion because of its size 
Affection: The Terrierorist is a menace to society because of its need to pet and loved at all times 
Small but mighty: The Sosig Boi is a good boy who is designed for many pats but doesn't like ketchup
Devoted: According to its fake Wikipedia page, the Boof breed is the 'floof we need' and the most loyal of pets 
Back it up: The Corgo is a 'thicc af heavenly loaf' that loves to waddle around with its tongue out
Origins: The Pom dog breed comes from Yap Land and is strangely resembles a walking cloud 
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Cute!  Smiley Happy

 

I like how the Samoyed and Golden are together.   In the 80s I had a Samoyed and now, having a Golden - the two of them are the only registered dogs I've had.  Both wonderful boys!

 

BTW, Ru will be 8 years old tomorrow!

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@chickenbutt wrote:

Cute!  Smiley Happy

 

I like how the Samoyed and Golden are together.   In the 80s I had a Samoyed and now, having a Golden - the two of them are the only registered dogs I've had.  Both wonderful boys!

 

BTW, Ru will be 8 years old tomorrow!


 

@chickenbutt:

 

a Sammie and a Goldie -  both floofy smiley sweet cuties!  

 

Happy Early Birthday to Ru! Heart  Please give him extra cuddles from me.

Plus a kiss for Tarz.

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@feline groovy wrote:

@chickenbutt wrote:

Cute!  Smiley Happy

 

I like how the Samoyed and Golden are together.   In the 80s I had a Samoyed and now, having a Golden - the two of them are the only registered dogs I've had.  Both wonderful boys!

 

BTW, Ru will be 8 years old tomorrow!


 

@chickenbutt:

 

a Sammie and a Goldie -  both floofy smiley sweet cuties!  

 

Happy Early Birthday to Ru! Heart  Please give him extra cuddles from me.

Plus a kiss for Tarz.


 

Ru says - Thank You, Auntie FG!  Heart

 

Wow, Tarz will be 21 in October!   

 

Time flies when you're gettin' old, eh?  Smiley Happy

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@chickenbutt wrote:

Cute!  Smiley Happy

 

I like how the Samoyed and Golden are together.   In the 80s I had a Samoyed and now, having a Golden - the two of them are the only registered dogs I've had.  Both wonderful boys!

 

BTW, Ru will be 8 years old tomorrow!


@chickenbutt, Happy Birthday to Ru tomorrow!!!    Heart

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@Sueliz wrote:

@chickenbutt wrote:

Cute!  Smiley Happy

 

I like how the Samoyed and Golden are together.   In the 80s I had a Samoyed and now, having a Golden - the two of them are the only registered dogs I've had.  Both wonderful boys!

 

BTW, Ru will be 8 years old tomorrow!


@chickenbutt, Happy Birthday to Ru tomorrow!!!    Heart


 

Thank Ya, Darlin!  Smiley Happy   Daddy brought him two toys last night - one from mommy and one from daddy (how thoughtful, eh?).  He gave me one of them to give him and tried to hide the other one but Ru is no dummy and he knew what was going on.   Still, he gets the other toy another day I guess since today is his adventure with daddy and he has to rest all day from that.  Smiley Happy  

 

He is such a good boy and that's because he really wants to be a good boy.  He's smart, too!  He knows so many words it's crazy.   You use any given word one or two times and he knows what that word means.

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Very cute, and a better description of a Scottie than some I've read!  I guarantee that if you were dozing in the grass at the park where I walk my Scottie boy and I let him, he'd be scnozzling your face before you knew it!  He's always sure everyone is at the park to meet HIM, and that you are absolutely his New Best Friend!

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Very cute!!

 

Thanks for sharing!!