07-01-2011 11:55 PM
I want one called
CRAZY WOMAN WHO HAS A RACOON ASLEEP IN HER LOUNGE CHAIR ON THE PATIO.
(I will be starring with said racoon, of course). 
ETA -
IF YOU THOUGHT PAGEANT MOMS WERE COMPETITIVE, THEN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN DANCE MOMS!
LIFETIME TO PREMIERE EXPLOSIVE NEW DOCU-SERIES DANCE MOMS ON WEDNESDAY, JULY 13
Program Takes Fascinating Look at Pressure-Filled World of Competitive Dance and Over-the-Top Interplay between Demanding Dance Instructor Abby Lee Miller, Her Students and Their Equally Extreme Mothers