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[Silver Lining]

Such witty jabs!!!! Funny and true!

[Moonlady]

Affectations can be dangerous.

--Gertrude Stein, on learning of dancer Isadora Duncan's death by scarf

Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses.

--Elizabeth Taylor

Michael Jackson's album was only called 'Bad' because there wasn't enough room on the sleeve for 'Pathetic.'

--Prince

If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and his impersonators would be dead.

--Johnny Carson

[deedledeedeedle]

@suzyQ3 ,

Thank you so much for posting these. I could use a couple of laughs today.

dee

[spud188]

Thanks these are great fun to read.

[Pearlee]

I probably shouldn't repeat the best insult I've ever heard here but many will remember hearing it first hand as I did and I'm sure it's on the internet.

It is what David Niven said when he was on stage at the podium at the Oscar awards to a streaker who streaked by him on the stage naked.
I'll never forget that!

[dulwich]

@Pearlee  I remember that to do with ‘shortcomings’ I believe!

[beckyb1012]

".... stripping off and showing his shortcomings!"