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Walmart Game: 3 Items to Freak the Cashier Out

There was a recent thread about QVC programming. The thread title was "I'm confused...an iPad, a Mop, an Elliptical & an Iron". I started giggling...thought it was a spin on the Walmart Game of 3 Items to Freak the Cashier Out! Have you guys seen this? Funny stuff.

Some of tamer suggestion (Google for more):

1. Donuts. Donut holes. Super Glue.

2. 100 lbs of grapes. Wash tub. Wine glasses.

3. Laxatives. Chocolate cake mix. Candles.

4. Large knife. Book on Human Anatomy Illustrated. DVD "Silence of the Lambs"

5. Pink bunny rabbit toy. Drum. LOTS of Energizer Batteries.

6. Shower curtain. Large knife. DVD "Psycho".

7. Bag of live goldfish. Book on Sushi Making. Soy sauce.

8. Mouse traps. Cheese. Hibachi Grill.

9. Bag of charcoal. Bench Vise. Book on Diamond Prices.

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Re: Walmart Game: 3 Items to Freak the Cashier Out

Now those are funny!!!

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Fifth of bourbon. Gasoline container. Road map of Wisconsin.:-(

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1. Binoculars. Night Goggles. Neighborhood map.

2. Anvil. Bird seed. Dynamite. ""Beep Beep"" a la Wily E Coyote!

3. 2 truck loads of bagged ice. Ice pick. Rope.

4. Circular saw. Rubbing alcohol. 20 boxes of gauze.

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Funny but I seriously doubt any cashier at Wal-Mart would even ""get it”.
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Don'cha know they've seen it all? Job is rote, I'm sure....but Walmart was used since is there anything they DONT sell?! Smiley Happy.

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construction bags, duct tape and rubbing alcohol.

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I just couldn't work there.....some of those pictures of customers coming in there, I would be saying something, cause I know my mouth goes off like a rocket! {#emotions_dlg.lol}

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On 2/8/2014 kittykatkay said:

I just couldn't work there.....some of those pictures of customers coming in there, I would be saying something, cause I know my mouth goes off like a rocket! {#emotions_dlg.lol}

OMG!!! You are too FUNNY!

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Okay, I'll bite.....1 obnoxious walmart customer, 10 feet of rope, and 1 100 lb. Cinder block
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? A nation turns its lonely eyes to you.... ~ S & G