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[qualitygal]

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@Drythe wrote:

Mr Dad dislocated his shoulder rather severely, it required medical Intervention.  A few weeks later his insurance company called him to ask - “Mr. zzz, about your dislocated shoulder, was that an accident?”

Think about it... 

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Isn't there a comedian who says, "here's your sign"...like thanks for the dumb question.  If it wasn't so painful, that would be funny.  The comedian was on with Jeff Foxworthy, and Ron White.  

[qualitygal]

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@dex wrote:

I called my insurance company to file a claim that someone had stolen all four of my tires and rims....she asked me if I would mind driving it in for and adjuster to look at.

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What did you answer her?  I'd have loved that one!!!

[qualitygal]

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@LonestarBabs wrote:

Was meeting a friend to get introduced to his new fiancee. She looked at me and asked, "Is that your real hair color?"

Was on a job interview and asked, "If you were a car, what kind of car would you be?"

Was in a shopping mall and a woman rushed up to me and said,  "When is your baby due?" I informed her I wasn't pregnant and she said, "Oh you have such a cute pregnant woman waddle."

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Oh, the last one especially!!! Holy ******.

You should have said, quack, quack!! LOL That's horrible.

The second one, I once had a boss ask me a stupid question like that about a fruit.  They must have read the same book.  Where do they get this stuff?

[dex]

@Bridgegal @Loved your response to the ceo!

[dex]

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@qualitygal wrote:

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@dex wrote:

I called my insurance company to file a claim that someone had stolen all four of my tires and rims....she asked me if I would mind driving it in for and adjuster to look at.

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What did you answer her?  I'd have loved that one!!!

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Told her I would be happy too after my tires and rims were replaced.She apologized for not thinking.Lol