Community Chat

[Lindsays Grandma]

1.   light say to the car?

     Don't look, I'm about to change.

2.   What did the hat say to the other?

      You stay here.  I'll go on ahead.

3.   What did the left eye say to the right eye?

      Between you and me something smells.

4.   How does Darth Vada like his toast?

      On the dark side.

5.   When will the little snake arrive?

      I don't know but he won't be long.

6.   Why do fish live in salt water?

      Because pepper makes them sneeze.

7.   How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep?

      You rocket!.

8.   Doing nothing is hard,  you never know when you're done.

9.   If 2 wrongs don't make a right, try three.

10.   Life is short, smile while you have teeth.

11.   A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand.

12.   I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you.

13.   Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said.

14.   I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.

15.   Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together.

16.   A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

17.   Always remember you are unique.  Just like everyone else.

18.   The elevator to success is out of order.  You'll have to take the stairs.

19.   The more you weigh the harder it is to kidnap you.  Stay safe, eat cake.

20.   And the Lord said unto John,  "Come forth and you will receive eternal life."  John came forth and won a toaster.

[DbinMD]

@Lindsays Grandma 

Thank you for this morning laughs!

[ECBG]

Loved this!