Tell me something funny...........

Mistreatedbycs · ‎03-10-2010

Please please please, the stress ball is completely worn out.

shorelady · ‎03-10-2010

While babysitting my 4 year old grandson, I told him to change into his pajamas and then he could watch TV. He did so and came downstairs rather quickly. I asked him if he had put on clean underwear. He replied "no, I go commando".

And the ever popular....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side ${#emotions_dlg.biggrin}$ .

Hope this relieves a tiny bit of stress.

ennui1 · ‎06-23-2013

I heard this a couple of weeks ago, and it still makes me chuckle:

TWO female prisoners went to extreme lengths in their bid to escape from one of state's minimum security jails on New Year's Eve.

The plan was simple, if not perhaps a little over-done.

Tie together dozens of sheets, sneak out of the dormitory-style building at Emu Plains Corrections Centre in Sydney's west and use the rope to scale the 6m perimeter fence, and then stroll to freedom.

But the plot came undone when a 18m rope was found in a plastic bag under a bed in one of the cells.

Authorities were a bit bemused as to why the inmates needed such a long rope, especially as the complex is single story and the fences and walls inside the complex are not particularly high.

betteb · ‎03-09-2010

Check out the thread in Beauty Banter called "" I've seen it all now""

Hilarious! Be sure to check out the Amazon product reviews linked in the thread.

It's God's job to judge the terrorists. It's our mission to arrange the meeting. U.S. Marines

qualitygal · ‎10-04-2010

My husband had me in stitches yesterday. He is into baseball type of hats now. He got one in blue. Somehow when it sat on his head, he looked so funny. Have you ever seen someone in something and it just hit your funny bone? He has a smaller head I guess. Got him to loosen it up one notch and it was a bit better.

But then, I'd been laughing at one part of the movie of Armegeddon too, where the big black guy was reacting to the ink blots test. I know he's passed away now, but that part of the movie just got me to laughing so hard. It felt so good to laugh, life's a bit tense now and then for me too, and this just felt good.

I think it's the little silly things that tickle us.