THIS AND THAT

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.

2. My wife accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my fort.

3. Someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how I feel about that.

4. Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.

5. You're not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.

6. I broke my finger last week - on the other hand, I'm okay.

7. Someone stole my Microsoft Office. You have my Word.

8. I tried to catch fog yesterday. MIST

9. How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it.

10. What did the pirate say when he turned eighty?

Aye Matey.

11. What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

12. I entered 10 puns in a pun contest hoping one would win but no pun in ten did.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

Desertdi · ‎03-13-2010

@Lindsays Grandma You are a ray of sunshine among all the gloomy postings this past week!! di

♥Surface of the Sun♥

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

@Desertdi wrote:
@Lindsays Grandma You are a ray of sunshine among all the gloomy postings this past week!! di

@Desertdi And you are a sweetheart for saying that!!

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam