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halfpint1
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Registered: ‎03-10-2010

Summer is so hot

‎07-21-2012 01:27 PM

The birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground

The trees are whistling for the dogs

The cows are giving evaporated milk

The farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

These are not my original for this was in todays paper.

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