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QVCkitty1
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🍀 St. Patty’s Day Joke🍀

‎03-17-2019 10:43 AM

Never iron a 4 leaf clover, because you don’t want to press your luck ! Sorry, I couldn’t help myself !

" You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts."
Daniel Patrick Moynihan
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Re: 🍀 St. Patty’s Day Joke🍀

‎03-17-2019 10:57 AM

Ian: Where do leprechauns buy their groceries?
Colin: I don’t know.
Ian: Rainbow Foods!

 

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Nataliesgramma
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Re: 🍀 St. Patty’s Day Joke🍀

‎03-17-2019 11:32 AM

Why did the Leprechan go outside?

 

To sit on his paddy-o

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fancy pantsy
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Re: 🍀 St. Patty’s Day Joke🍀

‎03-17-2019 11:47 AM

LOL ... loving the jokes

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I am still oxox
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Re: 🍀 St. Patty’s Day Joke🍀

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‎03-17-2019 11:51 AM - edited ‎03-17-2019 03:53 PM

What is Irish and sits on your lawn

 

 

Patty O Furniture

 

eta I remembered the whole joke lol

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silkyk
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Re: 🍀 St. Patty’s Day Joke🍀

‎03-17-2019 12:04 PM

Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.

Paddy says: “Are you on foot or in the car?”

Billy replies: “In the car.” “Well that’s the quickest way,” says Paddy

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QVCkitty1
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‎03-17-2019 12:06 PM

@silkyk wrote:

Billy stops Paddy in Dublin and asks for the quickest way to Cork.

Paddy says: “Are you on foot or in the car?”

Billy replies: “In the car.” “Well that’s the quickest way,” says Paddy

I love it !🤣🤣🤣

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Daniel Patrick Moynihan
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blueroses47
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Re: 🍀 St. Patty’s Day Joke🍀

‎03-17-2019 12:29 PM

@QVCkitty1 wrote:

Never iron a 4 leaf clover, because you don’t want to press your luck ! Sorry, I couldn’t help myself !

I'm telling this one at dinner today.

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‎03-17-2019 02:00 PM

Hi everyone,

thanks for the jokes!

https://www.dvd-ppt-slideshow.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/everyones-irish-on-march-17.jpg

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handygal2
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Re: 🍀 St. Patty’s Day Joke🍀

‎03-17-2019 07:06 PM

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

It will be green with envy.

~~Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the 'm' is silent.~~
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