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*Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

*Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5.  I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

*I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired.

*There is great need for a sarcasm font.

*The driving of all the other people on the road has become markedly worse in the past few years.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea-Robert A. Heinlein
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@pattypeep, such a refreshing post, made me literally laugh out loud. Couldn't have put it better myself.

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I will add to becomes normal to wake up 2-3 during to night to use the bathroom

Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive what could go right.
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Too funny...thanks for the afternoon gigglesSmiley Very Happy

Take time every day to enjoy where you are without a need to fix it
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@pattypeep, there is a pain.  It never goes away, just moves to a new place😀.  LM

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THINGS I LEARNED OVER THE PAST 20 YEARS:

  • Sometimes, new beginnings are disguised as sad endings
  • Waste of your time: Envy, jealousy, revenge
  • A change of attitude is a change of destiny (Neville Goddard)
  • Keep moving your body
  • Make plans to the best of your abilities but be flexible to change when your Higher Power directs your steps in a different direction
  • Listen to that still, small voice
  • Read Henry David Thoreau for perspective
  • Practice Gratitude   
"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." Henry David Thoreau
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Wow, my addition was serious -- sorry about that. I'm in a reflective mood this week, but I always make time to laugh. When people complain about basically nothing, I listen then say, SMILE, IT GETS WORSE.

"I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees." Henry David Thoreau
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Your backside gets smaller b/c it moves to the front, Woman Surprised

~~Be careful when you follow the masses. Sometimes the 'm' is silent.~~
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Along the lines of checking the watch:

 

I can "watch" the weather channel for copious amounts of time and still have no idea what the weather will be

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@Quse wrote:

Along the lines of checking the watch:

 

I can "watch" the weather channel for copious amounts of time and still have no idea what the weather will be


 

 

You too??!

I thought it was just me.