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Lila Belle
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Registered: ‎01-24-2013

Scary Mommy Confessions

‎05-26-2013 11:43 PM

From Stress-Less Parenting's blog. Some are just hilarious{#emotions_dlg.laugh}

Can you relate and add any of your own ?

With tears glistening in my eyes, I make sure to say those three wonderful words to my precious child every single day: “It’s bed-time, son.”

  • The intention was to sneeze gracefully with my face covered. The execution? Right as I sneezed I had to grab my crotch to keep from peeing myself. These are not the mom decisions I envisioned.
  • Hidden in the pantry in a box labeled “flour,” is top of the line chocolate and a few joints. I rarely resort to it, but it’s a comfort knowing it’s there.

  • I joined a gym just for the free daycare. I drop the kids off and read magazines and blogs in the locker room.

  • I kiss my young teenager goodbye in the morning as she leaves for school, rising above the hormone-fueled snarling and histrionics. Then I close the front door and flip her off, with both hands.

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