SHORT FUNNY RIDDLES

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. When do you go through one hole and come out through two holes at the same time? Answer: When you're putting on your trousers.

2. Pete's smart phone fell into a big mug of coffee but doesn't get wet. How was that possible?

Answer: It was coffee powder.

3. What is dirty after washing? Answer: Your bath water.

4. What hard rock group has four dudes but neither of them play a guitar? Answer: Mount Rushmore.

5. I move at a tremendous speed, as fast as a car, and yet I'm always at the same place. What am I?

Answer: A ventilator.

6. I have four legs but never run. What am I?

Answer. A chair.

7. Do you know what you can hold without ever touching?

Answer: A conversation.

8. How many sides are there to a circle:

Answer: Two - The inside and the outside.

9. What can answer in any language? What can speak without a mouth? What can sing without an ear?

Answer: An echo.

10. What's as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?

Answer: The elephant's shadow.

11. What has a tail and a head, but no body?

Answer: A nickle.

12. If you feed me, I live and if you give me a drink I die. What am I? Answer: A fire.

13. What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends? Answer: Your name.

14. What has 2 legs but cannot walk?

Answer: A pair of trousers.

15. What falls down but is never injured?

Answer: The rain.

16. What gets quickly wet while drying?

Answer: A towel.

17. What was the world's highest mountain before the

discovery of Mt Everest?

Answer: The Mount Everest. ( It doesn't matter whether people discovered it or not, it was the highest mountain even before that.)

18. How do you throw an egg on the floor without cracking it? Answer: Unless you have a very bad floor, throw the egg any which way. The floor shouldn't crack from a simple egg throw.

19. A pink girl with a pink dress, a pink cat, a pink hat and pink walls lives in a pink bungalow. What color are the stairs? Answer: There are no stairs in a bungalow.

20. What's the one place where it's impossible to face backwards? Answer: On the stairs.

by Michael Janik

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To be continued

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