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21..   What do you call  a camel with 4 humps?

         "Pregnant."

 

22.   What disappears the second you start talking about it?

         "Silence."

 

23.   What can you break without having to touch it?

        "A vow."

 

24.   What do all dictionaries spell wrong?

        "Wrong."

 

25.   How many seconds are there in a year?

      "Second of January; Second of February; Second of                March"...

 

26.   How can somebody walk 8 days without sleeping?

        "He sleeps only at night."

 

27.   What can you see twice in a week or once every year?

         "The letter E."

 

28.   Where does Friday always come before Thursday?

        "In a dictionary."

 

29.   You had 20 men build your house in two months.  How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?

"Zero seconds.  The house was already built by 20 men."

 

30.   What goes up when the water comes down?   

        "An umbrella."

 

31.   There's a man who can tell the exact score before every soccer match.  How on earth does he do that?

"The score before every match is known by everyone.

It is always 0:0."

 

32.   What can you serve, but seldom seen eating?

         "A volleyball."

 

33.   Maybe I can hear everything but you'll never hear me say a word.  Who am I?   "Your ear."

 

34.   When you take 2 out of 3 apples away how many apples do you have?  "The 2 apples you've taken with you."

 

35.   A man goes out in a heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it.  His hair doesn't get wet.  How does he do that?

"He is bald."

 

36.   What table can you eat?  "A vegetable."

 

37.   On Thursday, a man went for a business trip on Friday and returned 2 days later on Saturday..  How is that possible?  "The horses name was Friday."

 

38.    What only runs and never walks, what has a mouth and never eats and has a bed but never sleeps?

"A river."

 

39.   On which side do chickens have the most feathers?

        "On the outside."

 

40.   What has feathers but no wings?  "Your pillow."

 

41.   You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it.  What is it?  "A bed, a toothbrush and a chair."

 

42.   What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?  "Your shadow."

 

43.   In what glasses shouldn't you pour apple juice?

        "The already filled ones."

 

44.   A doctor gave you 3 pills that you have to take every half hour.  How long does it take you to use them?

"One hour:  You took the first one immediately."

 

45.   Why can't the T-rex clap?  "Because he's extinct."

 

46.   When can a man walk on water?  "When it gets really cold."

 

47.   What question can never be answered with a yes?

        "Are you asleep?  (or Are you dead?)"

 

48.   Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?

        "Doesn't matter:  You are dead anyway."

 

49.   When does a man really like being alone?

         "When he becomes a hero."

 

50.   Why do people build new houses?

        "Because it's impossible to build old houses."

 

                           Michael Janik

               

                         

 

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@Lindsays Grandma 

 

Thank you for the early morning laughs!

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Best way to start my day with your posts. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏❤️☕️

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@Lindsays Grandma  I enjoyed this this group of "funnies", but after reading number 48 twice, I CRACKED up!!!😂😂

 

 

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@SandySparkles wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma  I enjoyed this this group of "funnies", but after reading number 48 twice, I CRACKED up!!!😂😂

 

 

~~~All we need is LOVE💖


@SandySparkles ...That one usually makes people stop and think, it's tricky.

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam