@Anonymous032819 Don't be sorry. A good laugh is hard to come by these days.
I used to not send stuff back but just give it away. Then my daughters were like, "Mom! You're still paying on the stuff". Duh?
I'm a little slow. Ha! But honestly, I don't have any fat friends. The clothes I'll send back and the shoes (I have big feet).
It has taken a long time even before the Virus to get stuff sometimes, I forget about it then suddenly the big box in my driveway is full.
If I drank I'd wonder if I was drunk because I swear to you sometimes I don't even remember ordering some of this stuff.