Just returned from N.J. DMV and I am so exhausted!!!
Why at my age do I still have to prove that I am a U.S. citizen by showing them documents up the wazoo??????? And those documents better add up to 6 points. 
I spent 10 minutes going through my home safe & 1 hour scouring through my safety deposit box looking for "documents" that I couldn't find in the "safe." 
Get to the DMV & I am #4 at window 8. 45 minutes in, I am still #4. 
#1 documents did not add up to 6 pts. Arguing w/the clerk. State Police officer standing there hand on gun. 
I told #3 to hold my spot while I go to the ladies room.
Returned to find #3 in the exact same spot. 
1 1/2 hours later, I am finally at the window. Hand over my documents I only had 5 points. I explained to the clerk, they should use the same documents I provided when the point system was first implemented some years ago. I was a "legal" U.S. citizen then & I still am. My sex has not changed either. The only difference now is my age & new address.
Clerk starts adding my document points. I had over 6 points.
A valid SS card is worth a few points. I kept my mouth shut until I was asked to remove my glasses & smile for my photo. I had to stall them for a few seconds to take my nasal spray med. I felt a migraine attack trying to show itself. If that had of happened, the State Trooper would have had every reason to use that pistol of his. I was spent!!!
For years, I would always renew by mail. The picture guy told me I had to update my pic. Glasses are no longer allowed on driver ID photos.
Now I have a "mug shot" photo showing a drug induced smile.
My long hair looks good though. My devil horns (white stripes) are showing prominently. 
Going to eat dinner now-Italian Hoagie, salty Philly pretzel w/hot mustard for desert, tall glass of brewed ice tea & afterwards take a long power nap.
6 pts documents

"Never argue with a fool. Onlookers may not be able to tell the difference."
