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QVCkitty1
Posts: 15,813
Registered: ‎05-23-2015

Pun Fun

‎03-31-2019 11:22 AM

This AM. I read some funny puns. 

 

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.

 

PMS jokes aren’t funny, period.

 

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary ? A thesaurus.

 

Do you have any puns you’d like to share ?

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IamMrsG
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Re: Pun Fun

‎03-31-2019 11:42 AM

My all-time favorite is from Dorothy Parker.  While playing a Use a Word in a Sentence game, she was challenged to use 'horticulture.'  For fear of being censored, I won't repeat her pun, but it is easily Googled.  

        

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QVCkitty1
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Re: Pun Fun

‎03-31-2019 12:02 PM

@IamMrsG wrote:

My all-time favorite is from Dorothy Parker.  While playing a Use a Word in a Sentence game, she was challenged to use 'horticulture.'  For fear of being censored, I won't repeat her pun, but it is easily Googled.  

        

I know that pun and it’s fabulous !

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Re: Pun Fun

‎03-31-2019 12:13 PM

Moved: https://community.qvc.com/t5/Deleted-Posts/Re-Pun-Fun/m-p/5368405#U5368405

This post has been removed by QVC because it contains inappropriate language

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Pqfan
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Re: Pun Fun

‎03-31-2019 03:41 PM

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now. 🤪🤣

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