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Cakers.....what if they didn't even wipe???

(Being silly also)

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On 4/11/2015 scotttie said:

Cakers.....what if they didn't even wipe???

(Being silly also)

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On 4/11/2015 scotttie said:

Cakers.....what if they didn't even wipe???

(Being silly also)

My sister's male coworker walked in to a meeting with p_00_p all over the back of his pants and jacket. No only did he NOT wipe...

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On 4/11/2015 Cakers1 said:
On 4/11/2015 terrier3 said:
On 4/11/2015 Cakers1 said:
On 4/8/2015 terrier3 said:

I always place a spoon in the bowl of jelly beans or M&Ms...as a precaution against all kinds of germs.

Did anyone else ever hear his explanation?

terrier: Ok first off I won't touch a bowl of anything that is set out in public. You have people touching the handle of the spoon who may have just wiped themselves prior.{#emotions_dlg.scared}

Then you touch the handle and use your hands to put the candy in your mouth. Or the bowl part of the spoon touches hands. Who may have wiped themselves prior.{#emotions_dlg.scared}

Or you have the rude people who wouldn't even use the spoon. Who may have wiped themselves prior.{#emotions_dlg.scared}

Yes, this man is Adrian Monk's twin, though. But how rude to be discussing fecal matter like that. What is wrong with people??????{#emotions_dlg.blink}

FYI - The bowl is in my home. I wouldn't trust anyone in public either!

{#emotions_dlg.laugh} I thought you meant where you are selling insurance.{#emotions_dlg.blush}

But the same would apply - how do you know that your guests haven't just wiped themselves prior to helping themselves to your jelly beans??{#emotions_dlg.scared}

And how would I know if you had just wiped yourself before I ate jelly beans in your house?{#emotions_dlg.scared}

(I'm being silly btw)

LOL cakers....i already mentioned this earlier in the thread! Wink

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I use my own pen when I fill out forms at the health clinic since many are there with cold/cough/flu symptoms. Other places I'm no so picky.
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You're toast soon as you walk into a rest room stall and lock the stall door with your bare hand. People touch that lock right after they wipe themselves. I use TP to touch everything, after throwing out the first few prices of TP off the roll. Have you ever seen TP in a public rest room with wet fingerprints on it?

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On 4/11/2015 Penellope said:

You're toast soon as you walk into a rest room stall and lock the stall door with your bare hand. People touch that lock right after they wipe themselves. I use TP to touch everything, after throwing out the first few prices of TP off the roll. Have you ever seen TP in a public rest room with wet fingerprints on it?

{#emotions_dlg.bored} I won't even use a public bathroom. Unless we are on the road travelling; and even then I would prefer a hazmat suit to enter one.{#emotions_dlg.blush}

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On 4/11/2015 sunshine45 said:

LOL cakers....i already mentioned this earlier in the thread!

Our minds just gravitate to the obvious.

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On 4/11/2015 Cakers1 said:
On 4/11/2015 sunshine45 said:

LOL cakers....i already mentioned this earlier in the thread!

Our minds just gravitate to the obvious.

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On 4/11/2015 Cakers1 said:
On 4/11/2015 Penellope said:

You're toast soon as you walk into a rest room stall and lock the stall door with your bare hand. People touch that lock right after they wipe themselves. I use TP to touch everything, after throwing out the first few prices of TP off the roll. Have you ever seen TP in a public rest room with wet fingerprints on it?

{#emotions_dlg.bored} I won't even use a public bathroom. Unless we are on the road travelling; and even then I would prefer a hazmat suit to enter one.{#emotions_dlg.blush}

I can't even tell you the last time I used a public restroom. I just cannot make myself go in one.