PER READER'S DIGEST-COMEBACKS THAT WILL SHUT DOWN ANY ARGUMENT

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. You're like the first slice of bread in the packet,

everyone touches you but no one wants you.

2. You're as sharp as a rubber ball.

3. If you had a brain cell it would die of loneliness.

4. Here, I gift you this plant to carry around with you,

to make up for all the oxygen you waste.

5. You have the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.

6. You may not be the dumbest person on earth, but

you better hope he doesn't die.

7. You seem to be suffering from delusions of

adequacy.

8. I envy everyone who hasn't met you.

9. It smells like something is burning, are you trying

to think again?

10. If you had two brains you would be twice as stupid.

11. You're the reason why tubes of toothpaste have

instructions on them.

12. Your secret is safe with my indifference.

13. Next time you cross the road, don't bother looking.

14. I don't have the time or the crayons to explain

this to you.

15. One of the two of us is dumber than me.

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The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam

DbinMD · ‎09-18-2019

@Lindsays Grandma

Thank you for the laughs this morning!!

QVCkitty1 · ‎05-23-2015

🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

" You are entitled to your opinion. But you are not entitled to your own facts."
Daniel Patrick Moynihan

Sooner · ‎03-10-2010

Someone once asked Barbara Bush "Why do some people take an instant dislike to me?" BB replied: "It saves time."

May not be exact quote but it's close. That made me laugh.

wilma · ‎03-13-2010

@Lindsays Grandma wrote:

2. You're as sharp as a rubber ball.

@Lindsays Grandma
My dad used to say #2 like this:
You’re as sharp as a thumbtack with a head on both ends.”

denisemb · ‎12-07-2012

Wow. Can't decide which is my favorite.

So, will just say ALL!

Thanks for posting (I adore your funnies).

Denise

CelticCrafter · ‎03-09-2010

Just my opinion, I think most of them are mean.

CrazyDaisy · ‎03-20-2010

@CelticCrafter wrote:
Just my opinion, I think most of them are mean.

And rather childish. They say when you resort to insults, you have lost the argument.

Someday, when scientists discover the center of the Universe....some people will be disappointed it is not them.

Mj12 · ‎03-09-2010

@CelticCrafter wrote:
Just my opinion, I think most of them are mean.

They are.

Icegoddess · ‎03-19-2010

@CrazyDaisy wrote:
@CelticCrafter wrote:
Just my opinion, I think most of them are mean.
And rather childish. They say when you resort to insults, you have lost the argument.

Actually, that happened to me just yesterday (not here), so when I started reading the list I immediately thought the same thing.. No use arguing with someone who resorts to personal attacks.