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01-29-2020 03:41 AM
This is a story of a woman who stood before a judge after shoplifting from a local supermarket.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati he asked her, "What did you steal?"
She replied, "A can of peaches."
Surprised at her calm demeanor, the judge asked her why she stole the peaches and she replied that she was hungry. Then he asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied, 6.
The judge said, "Then I will give you six days in jail.
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something on his wife's behalf.
The judge said, "What is it?"
The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
01-29-2020 06:55 AM
Oh you stinker!!! LOL, I took that hook line and sinker. (It sounds like something my husband would do.) ROFLOL
01-29-2020 11:10 AM
In real life if an older person got caught shoplifting they've probably been doing it for years and would get banned from the store before being arrested. they might put a pack of baloney every day in their pocket for their dog.
01-29-2020 04:16 PM
@lovescats wrote:In real life if an older person got caught shoplifting they've probably been doing it for years and would get banned from the store before being arrested. they might put a pack of baloney every day in their pocket for their dog.
@lovescats Probably, but this is a joke, no comparison.
01-29-2020 04:23 PM
@qualitygal ... Gotcha!!!!! So the punch line took you by surprise? I love it,
01-29-2020 05:14 PM
@Lindsays Grandma thanks for the laugh!
01-30-2020 11:55 AM
LOL!!!!
01-30-2020 01:27 PM
Sadly Seniors are some of the worst shoplifters their are....
01-30-2020 01:53 PM
Yes, hook line & sinker! Thanks for the laugh - I neede that today.
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