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Re: New On QVC Burp & Fart Machine

I love it!!  I know several people who that would be a great gift for!!  

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Re: New On QVC Burp & Fart Machine


@SharkE wrote:

Over in TV & Movies section under "old sitcoms" why I wrote what I did about society is going down the toliet. This just backs up my views.


No, society is not "going down the toilet." Good Grief!

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Re: New On QVC Burp & Fart Machine

I'm going to make a mint off of polite parents. I'll create an exact copy of this Burp and Fart Machine, except mine will always announce "Excuse me!" after making each noise. Modelling good behavior.

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Re: New On QVC Burp & Fart Machine

@KingstonsMom Not my cup of tea, but there seems to be a market for it.  ☕

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Re: New On QVC Burp & Fart Machine

Speaking of that gift drawer for uninvited guests, I thought of another use for the B&F machine. If those guests also happen to be unwanted, engaging the apparatus could lead to their swift retreat.

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Re: New On QVC Burp & Fart Machine

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@ Ditto with my DH. However, we recently found this delightful form of entertainment from our grandchildren. We were laughing so hard we were crying! A great way to mix it up with the grandkids! BTW, according to many sources, the first recorded "joke" was about the same subject:

LONDON (Reuters) - The world’s oldest recorded joke has been traced back to 1900 BC and suggests toilet humor was as popular with the ancients as it is today.

It is a saying of the Sumerians, who lived in what is now southern Iraq and goes: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”

 

ETA: My grandchildren use Alexa to provide their fart entertainment. No additional purchase necessary.

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Re: New On QVC Burp & Fart Machine

Which on-air personality would you like to see demonstrate this product.  That would be a hoot to watch. 

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@coffee drinker wrote:

Which on-air personality would you like to see demonstrate this product.  That would be a hoot to watch. 


Mary Beth...........just kidding.

 

Maybe it is one of the THOUSANDS of items that never make it on air.......we can only hope.

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Re: New On QVC Burp & Fart Machine

It's good to see QVC adding such a sophisticated item to their offerings. It is such a versatile, must-have item. 🖐🤙🖐.

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Re: New On QVC Burp & Fart Machine

Well...my friends and family can save their money on this one...