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Somebody posted this on our NextDoor app.  I thought it was hysterical. 


For Those of you who are placing Christmas lights/decorations in your yard, can you please avoid anything that has Red or Blue flashing lights together?
Every time I come around the corner, I think it's the police and I have a panic attack.
I have to brake hard, toss my wine out the window, fasten my seat belt, throw my phone on the floor, turn my radio down, and push the gun under the seat, all while trying to drive.
It's just too much drama, even for Christmas.
Thank you for your cooperation and understanding

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That's been posted on ours for a couple of years now. 

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That's great!  The best laugh I've had in a good while.

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@Kachina624   Now that's funny!!! 😆DW

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I love over the top!   Sounds like folks around here.  

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@Meowingkitty    Apparently it has made the rounds but I never saw it before.  It tickled my funny bone. 

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Re: Neighborhood Hazards

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@Kachina624  that certainly made me laugh. Never saw it before.


Thanks for making me laugh.

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That's why our lights are green!!!!

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So funny. I never saw this. Thanks for sharing @Kachina624 

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Another Christmas reminder for everyone....please tell the men in your family to stop asking Santa for the perfect woman. Santa has tried to kidnap me three times already, and it is still a few weeks until Christmas!