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            Women go on a diet

             on these occasions:

            When they break up

                   with a guy

             When they meet a

                    a new guy

                  On Mondays

                      -------

                The biggest lie I

                   tell myself is,

                  I don't need to

                   write it down,

                 I'll remember it.

                     xxxtentacion

               

                        

                                                 

The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam
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@Lindsays Grandma 

 

   I DO write it down......but I can never find my notes

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@Desertdi wrote:

@Lindsays Grandma 

 

   I DO write it down......but I can never find my notes


 

Oh, how true. Smiley LOL

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So true both of those! You lose a lot of weight when they leave! 🤣🤣🤣 ❤️🙏☕️