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Dear Santa,

 

Please bring me a big, fat bank account and a skinny little body.

 

Dont get them mixed up like you did last year!

 

 

I saw this sign at my hair salon today have have chuckled about it ever since.  Merry Christmas to all, ho, ho, ho.

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@Kachina624 wrote:

Dear Santa,

 

Please bring me a big, fat bank account and a skinny little body.

 

Dont get them mixed up like you did last year!

 

 

I saw this sign at my hair salon today have have chuckled about it ever since.  Merry Christmas to all, ho, ho, ho.


And Merry Christmas to you, too!    di

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Did you add my name to that letter too? LOL

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And tell Santa to make it a bag of CASH.......we don't want to share it with the IRS..............

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LOL!    but if santa could bring me anything, it would be to have good health again

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Did anyone watch Inside Edition last night where a woman wants the tiniest waist and went in and had 6 ribs removed?   It was a doctor here in Indiana and I was shocked that a doctor would do something like that!  Ribs are there for a reason!  Women take it way too far.....

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If Santa can't deliver both, I'll take the fat bank account.  Merry Christmas.

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Oh! That is a good Christmas wish list. I'd be happy to get either.

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@DesertdiIt's okay.  Gifts are not taxable - Santa can present me with money anyway he wishes.  I do suspect that's not going to happen this year though.