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[Lindsays Grandma]

1.  A guy wants a divorce.

He tells the judge, "I can't take

it anymore.  Every night she's out

until after midnight, just going

from bar to bar.

Judge asks.  What's she doing?"

The guy answers, "Looking for me."

2.  Police came round to my house

last night and told me my dogs were

chasing people on their bikes.

My dog doesn't even have a bike.

3.  Angry Wife:

"I should have married the devil, he would

have made a better husband than you."

Hubby:  "They would have arrested you!

Marriage between relatives is illegal in

this country!"

4.  A police officer came to my house and

asked me where I was between 5 and 6.

He seemed irritated when I answered;

"Kindergarten."

5.  A woman visits her husband

in prison.  Before leaving she

tells the correction officer. 

"You shouldn't make my husband

work so hard.  He's exhausted."

The officer laughs and says: 

"Are you kidding me?  He just eats

and sleeps and stays in his cell."

The wife replies:

"Baloney.!  He just told me he's

been digging a tunnel for months."

[Leggett28]

I just shared these with my husband. Very funny thanks for the laughs 😄

[Love my grandkids]

@Lindsays Grandma  I am literally LOL! Those are great, thanks for sharing! Going to email them to my family!

[January121]

 @Lindsays Grandma ... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣  Thanks!!!!

[Mz iMac]

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