LAUGH LINES

Lindsays Grandma · ‎03-10-2010

1. My wife got mad at me for buying the family-size pack of Oreo's for just the two of us and I was like,

"Aren't we not a family?"

2. Instead of "XOXOXOXO" my mom ends every e-mail with "MOMOMOMO"

3. My uncle polished the front of his car because

it was the only part he saw when he drove it.

4. My little sister discovered we have different dads; now she's trying to say we're just friends.

5. Opening gifts that say From "Mom and Dad" and knowing that Dad is going to be just as surprised as you are.

6. My grandmother sewed and crocheted until she was into her 90's and her hands just couldn't do it any longer. So don't expect me to be putting this phone down anytime soon.

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The moving finger writes; And having writ, Moves on: nor all your Piety nor Wit Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line Nor all your Tears Wash out a Word of it. Omar Khayam