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02-21-2020 01:32 AM
1. a mugger wearing a mask stopped a well dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Scandalized, the man replied, "You can't do this - I'm a US Congressman!" "Oh! In that case," smiled the robber, "Give me MY money."
2. Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry. (Bet you saw that coming)
3. A recent scientific study showed that out of 2, 293, 618,397 people , 94% are too lazy to actually read the numbers.
4. Daddy, did you know that girls are smarter than boys? No, I didn't know that. "There you go."
5. What kind of house is easier to pick up? A light house.
6. How many pears grow on a tree? They all do.
7. "Daddy, what is an alcoholic?" "Do you see those 4 trees, son?" An alcoholic would see 8 trees." "Um, Dad - there are only 2 trees."
8. A man asks a farmer near a field, "Sorry sir, would you mind if I cross your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train." The farmer says, "Sure, go right ahead, and if my bull sees you, you'll even catch the 4:11 one."
9. Police officer: Can you identify yourself sir? Driver pulls out his mirror and says: "Yep, it's me."
10. Mother; "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick; It was really great mum, today we made explosives!" Mother; Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days, and what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick; "What school?"
02-21-2020 01:41 AM
I've been listening to so many political debates/presentations recently that I'm realizing the possibility of too much truth to #1 in our future!
Thanks for the laughs, as always @Lindsays Grandma
02-21-2020 01:57 AM
@phoenixbrd wrote:I've been listening to so many political debates/presentations recently that I'm realizing the possibility of too much truth to #1 in our future!
Thanks for the laughs, as always @Lindsays Grandma
That's what caught my eyes too. Shame we can't discuss it.
02-21-2020 06:49 AM
Thank you for sharing. I needed this tonight.
02-21-2020 07:46 AM
Too cute! Thanks for sharing!
02-21-2020 10:48 AM
love #1------ain't it the truth.
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